100 word sentence scene

I was sitting in the canteen munching on my burning and spicy little chilly-filled and peanut butter jelly jam with a chocolate chip filling on top mixed with an sweet and sour syrup jam finished off with a cute little teeny weenie dwarf figure holding a pink flowered umbrella on top and after i took the first bite into that awesome yet tiny sandwich I immediately rose up to heaven with "wings" on my back and a halo above my head as I tasted the most sensational flavor that I had tasted in my life but after a few seconds I was rushing to the toilet as a big "trouble" was on its way.